The Unwritten Rules Of Wowowee

TFC Godfather in the ABS-CBN Boards has this interesting list of the Unwritten Rules of Wowowee hosted by Willie Revillame (born Wilfredo Buendia Revillame, January 27, 1961). For the avid viewers, it is the Philippines top noontime show, here it is:

I was just thinking about this when I watched Wowowee. There are rules on Wowowee that don’t need to be said and should be understood. Help me add to the list, won’t you Wowowee diehards?

1. Foreigners (OFWs, tourists, especially Americans) CANNOT beat the non-celebrity contestants in the Bigat-10 Portion. You can play, give the correct answer but don’t take the money. Be the better person… who needs it more? You or them?

2. Money/signs will most likely get you mic time but it doesn’t guarantee you the mic time.

3. Crying won’t make TFC subscribers give you money although many of it seems plastic to me at times.

4. Grabbing at Willie will not make Willie choose you for Bigat-10 or give you GUAPO Fund money.

5. If you are showing off the money to get some mic time and get the time, least give the hosts the money not put it back in your wallet/crumple in your hand (you know who you are).

6. If you don’t know the Boom Tarat-Tarat dance, don’t fake it. You look pathetic! :p

7. Another thing, if you are on mic, want to greet someone or someones don’t have a long cribsheet/long list on the back of your said sign because you’re going to hear the ticking sound and don’t grab the mic from the host while they try to move to the next TFC subscriber. Your not children anymore… so please be courtesy.

8. Don’t go grabbing at Mariel or Janelle. Please be courteous of them and their personal space.

9. Kiss Me Cam… don’t be groping each other or stick out your tongue while you are in the heart frame. Remember this is the Philippines, not the back of your father’s Oldmobile or souped rice rocket.

10. Don’t go advertise yourself. No one really cares what your MySpace is or what clothing line you represent. That’s just sad.

Speaking of Wowowee, after the Ace Vidanes Scandal, here comes another controversy, its premiere dancer, Luningning is suspended by the MTRCB for a day for wearing skimpy outfits and then doing a high kick dance with those outfit. Luningning is Lea Carla Santos in real life. This is her Friendster page.