Is Richard Poon Gay? Richard Poon, the up and coming Michael Buble big band style crooner, in an interview wishes to be linked romantically to Acoustic Heartrob Sam Milby rather than to sexy star Valerie Concepcion. In his guesting in the No. 1 nationwide Saturday Entertainment Talk Show, Entertainment Live!, Richard Poon said this:

“Pwede mo akong i-link kay Sam Milby. Gusto kong malink kay Sam Milby because people know even sina Tito Jobert at Tita Cristy they know that we are very good friends. We started hindi pa siya PBB and we’re good friends na kami so, yun pwede nyo kong i-link kay Sam Milby, besides ano, we have the same eyes.”

Richard Poon will be a special guest on Boy And Kris on Oct. 31 on Boy Abunda’s Birthday Special.

Ever wonder why after 17 years after his announcement that he tested positive for HIV in 1991, basketball legend Magic Johnson is still alive? (Not that we wished him bad though)..Well, there is actually a “temporary cure” for HIV/AIDS, a cocktail of expensive drugs that one must take everyday. But recently, a popular radio program in Minneapolis, MN, floated an idea that maybe Magic Johnson faked his AIDS to gain public sympathy.

During the October 8 broadcast of Minneapolis radio station KTLK, hosts Chris Baker and Langdon Perry of the The Chris Baker Show, Perry asked: “What about diseases that are eminently treatable and you can live with for a long, long time quite healthily if you just get some basic drugs?” Baker interjected, “like Magic Johnson,” to which Perry replied, “Like Magic with his faked AIDS.” After Baker asked, “You think Magic faked AIDS for sympathy?” Perry stated, “I’m convinced that Magic faked AIDS.” Baker replied, “Yeah, me too.” Perry added: “It falls apart when you get into motivation. I’m not sure why, but I’m pretty sure he faked AIDS. … Cause he’s the only cured AIDS guy ever.”

In response to KTLK radio hosts Chris Baker and Langdon Perry’s accusations that “Magic faked AIDS,” Magic Johnson issued the following statement:

“I am extremely disappointed in KTLK in Minneapolis. I am outraged that Chris Baker and Langdon Perry would minimize such a serious and deadly issue. Millions are dying from HIV/AIDS and the fact that they would make jokes about my status is unbelievable,” said Johnson. “Chris, Langdon and KTLK should use their power in a more positive light by encouraging people to get tested for this disease instead of making up such ridiculous lies.”

Indeed. Kaya kayo, wag ng matakot sa Kulam, mas matakot kayo sa AIDA! LOL..I think the Philippines has one of the most under-reported HIV positive countries in the Southeast Asian Region given the large OFW population. Take Care, don’t be so promiscous, gayahin nyo ang Jonas Brothers with their ‘purity rings.’

American Idol Season 2 Runner-up Clay Aiken has admitted in an interview with People Magazine that he is gay. No surprise there, isn’t it already obvious! Anyway, there was no surprise but there was confirmation from the man(?) himself of what his sexual preference is and of course a confirmation of what is already as obvious as saying Obama is Black or Osama is Muslim. In case you lived on a cave and wondering why Clay Aiken has a son when he just admitted he is gay. Well, Clay Aiken had his son conceived via artificial insemination with his 50-year-old “best friend.” And with the birth of his son he named Parker Foster, comes the motivation to spill the truth that has been hounding him throughout his career. “I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things,” says Clay Aiken.

Before admitting he is gay, Clay Aiken would deny that he is gay and even snapped in an interview with Diane Sawyer on Good Morning America telling her that she was “really rude” to grill him about his sexuality. Well, look who has the last laugh. O mga Philippine Showbiz closet queens, go emulate Clay Aiken! You can’t hide from the TRUTH!

I just found this blog by Wanda Ilusyunada and it’s super hilarious! super laff trip talaga..and its not all, for me, it has substance too..Galing! One of his blog entries that i find deserving a Palanca Award is this entry, “He Said, He Said, He Said.” The title alone is award winning na..lol..more so with the entry itself..i hope you don’t mind but i am republishing an excerpt (more like the whole na lang, hehe, with the link naman po) here. It’s a pity that he has not updated his blog since last year. He also turned his blog into a book, available in major bookstores.

nathan

frenship ni atashi by ekstensyon iteklavung boylet na sho-showagin nating nathan. jowawiz siya nung prenship naming si robbie chinalou. wit pa nako-kumpirm o napa-notaryohan ang chikkang itu pero mukhang mag-jowa nga silang duwach.

may fez itung boylet na itu. si nathan. gwapito, chinito, mataas na uri yung pagkatao — shotlong ligo na lang, kerring alta-boy churvalet na itechu — at may pagka-flawless yung balat-ever. pwedeng gawing chicharon ni mang lapids. kakainggit, sarap budburan ng kahit jisang pakete lang ng glitterness sa mukha nang mamaga naman sa ka-kukuskos.

e partida, wa pa daw halong gluta yon. natural siya. kasi nga daw nung magsabog si papa jesus ng kakinisan sa buong-buong earth e dilat na dilat itechung si nathan. wirishima si atashi naabisuhang may ganitembang palang kakemehan sa kalangitan. plentiousness ng kostomer-chorbah siguro kami nitech nina ateng frida. kaya nung makisahod na yung mga vehkla, puro pimpolets, bumboorom-bei, chizmiz sa fez tsaka sumpa yung na-getlak hahaha

nathan: alam mo ba kung pano kami nag-meet ni robbie?

siyempers isplukatsina ng lola mo e “hindi pa, e pano nga ba kayo nagkakilala?” kunwa-kunwariang excited pa si watashiwa. e dramahan ko man ng “oo, na-heardsung ko na yan, kalbuhin na lang kaya kita,” e malamang ichi-chikka pa rin naman niya. kabilang kasi siya dun sa mga uri ng veyklavich na knowings nilang pinagpala sila pero required na i-broadcast para lang legal na sabihin mo na “ang swertiiii mo na naman, gurrrrl!!!” mga fishing ampotah.

nathan: when i met him, its like … like … finding home. parang destiny.

wanda: asus, sosyal naman itu. home, destiny, parang cable.

nathan: anukabah?? kakakilig kaya. kinikilig tuloy ako. di ka ba kinikilig?

wanda: kinikilig din … (pero yung trulili jan e bet ko nang sungkitin ng plastik na tinidor yung ngala-ngala niteklang badidang na itetch nang mangati naman sana lalamunan, kahit slight lang! nag-try aketch alukin yung bagetz ng chocnat para masamid naman siya habang chumuchurvette, pero wa epek e. hahahaha!)

nathan: di kasi halatang kinikilig ka.

wanda: (sige nga, faki-fronounce itu) anobazjshzzz???? betsungness mo bazhshzzz yung mukha na kong kinukumbulsiyon sa kilig???

nathan: uu.

wanda: ay AWARD! di na uy!

nathan: eh kasi tumitingin ako ng sked nung sa cinemas sa gateway.

wanda: anong jolikula?

nathan: hindi ko maalala. basta, mag-isa ko non. tapos nakita ko siya.

wanda: sinong siya?

nathan: sinufabah!?!?! eh di si robbie. nung una hindi ko siya napansin. hindi naman kasi siya ganon ka-pansinin e, da buzz??!!??

wanda: malaybalay bukidnon, ateng. wiz ko nga siya napapansin e. sino na nga ba siya?

nathan: kainis ka. (hahaha sarap mang-inis) anyway, so deadma lang, di ba?? tapos may tiningnan ako sa first floor, kasi balak ko bumili ng bagong sapatos. tapos nakasalubong ko naman siya.

wanda: anong sapatos?

nathan: anubah? nakasalubong ko uli si robbie. di ka ba kinikilig?

wanda: kinikilig NGA! ihing-ihi na nga ko sa kilig eh. miss portugal pa ba yang kwento mo??

nathan: saglit na lang. e deadma ko uli kay robbie. kunwari pasarap ako eh .. hehehe .. pasarap daw talaga oh?? pero infairness naman tumatak na yung fez niya. e nung lumaps akiz sa foodcourt, nung nag-oorder ako sa wendys …

wanda: anong in-order mo?

nathan: big bacon mushroom melt combo ata, biggie size … ano ba yang mga tanong mo??

wanda: antakaw naman pala. biggie kung biggie talaga.

nathan: e pag lingon ko sa pila, asa bandang likod ko na siya. gulat ako. sabi ko, ano to? stalker? may stalker ako? deadma uli, kasi gutom na gutom na ko. eh nung pauwi na ko, nakasalubong ko na naman siya. NA NAMAN!!! DI BAH?? pababa ako ng escalator tapos paakyat naman siya. sabi ko, ba’t ko ba laging nakakasalubong to? sa dinami-dami ng tao dito sa gateway, si robbie nang si robbie nakakasalubong ko? baka may rason. baka moment ko na to. kaya pag pinalampas ko, baka wiz ko na ma-discovery suites yung delia razon.

wanda: delia razon?

nathan: delia razon. RASON! hahaha imbento ko lang .. hahaha!!! (in fairview) so nakipagkilala ako sa kanya.

wanda: ganda mo … (pero deep insayd: shupality to da highest sapin-sapin level!!!) nakipagkilala talaga.

nathan: ganda ko ba??? sorry ha. well, i dont usually do that. pero iba to, sabi ko. parang may konek kami na hindi ko mapaliwanag. beyond words.

wanda: beyond words ka diyan? eh andami-dami mo na ngang nasabi, beyond words ka pa. leche!

nathan: anukabah?? ang cinematic kaya … di ba? DI BA? DI BA?

wanda: (sige na nga, pagbigyan na to. ready sa akting, GO!) ang swertiiiiiii mo, gurrrrrrl!!!! shet! sana magkaroon din ako niyan.

nathan: awwwwwwwwww … wag ka mawalan ng hope … (nakaka-irita to kasi sinabayan ng akbay tsaka paghahaplos ng julikuran. para tuloy aketchi’ng na-ligwak sa wowoweeee!!!)

wanda: at sino naman nag-ispluk sayong wa na akengkay pag-asa!?!

nathan: hindi naman. naisip ko lang. kasi … di ba … (nagdadahilan na to) kung ako ikaw … baka nawalan na ko ng pag-asa …

wanda: so assuming kang naiinggit ako sa lab istori mo?

nathan: di naman … hihihi … lahat naman kasi ng naku-kwentuhan ko niyan e naiinggit.

SORI KA, BAKLA!

robbie

FLASHBACK TAYO. mga isang buwan siguro. o kaya two wiks lang. di ko ma-recall. bahala ka na.

si robbie e adik na chatter. olympus typewriter pa lang gamit ng lola mo, yung may itim tsaka pula na ink, para sosyalera, e chatter na tong si robbie. chatter sa net, sa chat-tv, sa ketay (cellphone), sa ym, aol, msn, skype tsaka kung anik-anik pang mga landian forums na nagkalat sa interchuvahnet. kung bongga lang talaga penmanship nitech eh malamang pati penpal corner sa mga magazine tsaka tabloid pinatos na. kalurkei davah!!!

kung betsung niyo talaga siya makilala eto si robbie, in his own words: 27m, san juan, 5′8, 155, gym enthusiast, well-endowed, looking for activity partners, for trips only … nearby areas, no fakers, pretenders, effems en chubs. no offense. (nakuha pang mag-no offense ng loko, davah???) power bottoms, a plus. no pic, no reply.

wanda: so sino naman tong namamataang jowa mo daw?

robbie: ah … si nathan, 24m new manila?

wanda: taruzh naman. may nasl pa talaga. sang chatroom mo naman itu na-sungkit?

robbie: nakipagkilala lang sa gateway …

wanda: so ngayon gusto mong palabasing kapuri-puri yang ganda mo? ganun ba? ganun ba? kesyo hanggang sa lansangan, may market ka.

robbie: gwapung-gwapo kaya sakin.

wanda: mukha ka daw kasing colboy. yun lang yon.

robbie: loko. sinundan-sundan ko lang, malay ko ba namang makikipag-kilala yung gago. pinaltos kaya paa ko kakalakad. pero ok lang. tambok kasi ng pwet eh. parang gusto laging pa-biyak.

wanda: yuck! OM-GEEEEEEE! da term naman, so jelegz. pa-biyak? YUCKEEE!!!

kuya

ispluk ni nathan, eh fate, love, destiny, home, sky, sun at kung anik-anik pa iteklavung si robbie. naniwala ko.

ispluk ni robbie e one-night-stand lang itechung si nathan. naniwala ako.

ispluk ni propesora (nasingit talaga), lagi daw maraming bersyon ang iisang kwento. at pwedeng lahat sila totoo. naniwala ko.

ispluk nung nanghula sakin nung bday ko na magkaka-jowa aketchiwa bago um-exit frame ang ‘07. naniwala ako. pero anong petsa na?

as op press time, nakaka mahigit sais sentang one-night-stand na sina nathan tsaka robbie. at nag ma-monthsary pa itu, kumplit with gip-giving, date-deytan, tsaka eto di ko talaga kinakaya, bouquet ng flowerettes na may i delivery pa sa opis. kainez davah??

hindi siya lab istori kasi wa namang kilig factor. pero dama kong lab istori siya kasi naji-jiritate akengkay. ANG KORNI! KASI!!! PAKSHET MGA MAY JOWA NGAYONG PASKO!!!!! WALANG PAKISAMA!!! HAHAHAHA!!! <— sukdulan ng bitterness ang lola. pasensiya na. oo na, nai-inggit na.

Photo Credits: The Devil Wears Ukay