As expected and from what was promised, puro kabastusan ang nangyari sa concert ni Ai Ai na Aiai ay…The Greatest Performance of My Life sa Araneta Coliseum last Friday dahil wala itong salita na hindi nagmumura.

Since basically, Ai ai delas Alas is dubbed as the Comedy Concert Queen, she had all the lyrics mixed up when she sings or forgot it altogether. She even got guest Pilita Corrales to join in on the lewdness.

The stage for the concert implies it all, a pair of legs wide open. And true to form, she made hipo! almost all the male dancers/skit artist who performed during the show.

The saving grace of the show was the Concert, Recording and TV Star Princess, Sarah Geronimo, who stole thunder from the main concert performer Aiai delas Alas. Usually it is the other way around, it’s Aiai who steals the show from the main draw, but Sarah Geronimo had a wonderful performance towards the concert’s finale, and garnered the shrieking approval of the concert goers.

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Snooky Serna in DJ Mo 40 Forbidden Questions

Snooky Serna was the guest in DJ MO Twister’s Good Times radio show, in it’s 40 Forbidden Questions segment.

Moe Twister, Andi9 and Mojo Jojo was in for some honest truths. Snooky revealed that she was raped at age 14 by a movie actor and that’s why she doesn’t enjoy sex that much until now. But later on admitting she “did it” in the elevator of a condo with her second husband Niño Mendoza.

Incidentally Niño Mendoza, nung mag-guest daw sa radio program ni Cristy Fermin and Jobert Sucaldito asked for a talent fee when he was not even invited to appear in the radio show and is obviously “daw” into a habit-forming vice based on his behavior and looks.

When asked who was the worst actor and actress, Snooky replied, Gerald Anderson and Sandara Park. She went on to say that the most plastic young actor is Gerald Anderson because Gerald daw is bastos kasi ipinakikilala na siya hindi pa rin bumati sa kanya.

On the most plastic person in showbiz, Snooky answered Ai-Ai delas Alas. And the worst billboard on EDSA, she replied Ai-ai in the Belo ad.

Better actress between Dina Bonnevie and Maricel Soriano? Snooky: Dina Bonnevie

Dude, i think you’re gay! Snooky : Borgy Manotoc because he blabs too much.

Snooky also talked about taking marijuana when she was younger. She picked GMA over ABS-CBN and Snooky said sorry to GMA because she was a nervous wreck two years ago, and did not show up in tapings, etc..

41-year-old Snooky Serna also revealed that her mom, Mila Ocampo has been texting her the morning she was a guest on 40 Forbidden Questions telling her to shut up.

She reached the 30th question, “spit or swallow??” and tapped out on that. Snooky was thinking about her children so she chose not to answer the question.

I woke up late (if 7:30 am is late for you!), at least for the 40 Forbidden Questions, so i only caught the latter part. Here’s what i manage to catch. Oh btw, i would to comment that although the FQ was fun, as Giselle Sanchez is her usual bubbly self, i will have to agree to two callers who called Giselle a loser for tapping out too early. She was just very safe, to think that she is a comedienne. She took the FQ very seriously. What a loser!

I got these earlier part from Pex:
Who’s the better station 2 or 7? : Takot na takot siya sumagot dito ka simple lang naman ng tanong…Mojo helped her na lang how to answer it.jos ko baka daw mawalan ng work..boringggggggggggg!!

Isa pa who’s better wowowee or eat bulaga? : jos ko ..parang ayaw niyang sumagot dito…bka nga naman mawalan siya ng work grabeeeeeee !!!!!!!!

This is what i was able to catch:

13. Bad encounter with a local celeb?
Giselle: over a watch, Jean Garcia, it was a misunderstanding, it’s like 20 years ago…
Mojo:(over a parinig on a watch to Andi9 about Luis Alandy), i’m a virgin Luis!
Giselle: dito o!( sa nostrils)

14. Mo: Give me your cellphone and let me read the 7th text message
Caller: Pwede ko bang malaman kung pano ka umungol?
Giselle: awoooh!…
7th message: Hi Giselle, dis is Mo, i know its last minute, but can u guest on FQ tom?

15. Worst billboard on EDSA?
Giselle: for me, there’s this billboard that have masks, i don’t get it, It’s in Guadalupe, i didn’t get the message..

16.Craziest place you’ve done it with?
Giselle: this is a funny story, a lot of people will make out in the car. My husband and i were still students. We were caught in the breakwater of the CCP, inside the car while the car is parked, the guards tried to extract money and i was like we call my dad, General Flores, of course the guards let us go..
Caller: Hi giselle, i have fun listening to you (he says he is in his office)

17. Who is your lesbian crush?
Giselle: reel or real?
Mo: R-E-E-L
Giselle: i’d go for Andi. I like the original look, i’ll teach you girl. Give you a gift from Amsterdam (vibrator)

18. Celeb email addresses (one point for each celeb email addy)
Mo: for example, Cristy Fermin: everydayitshalloween@yahoo.com or devil’smistress@yahoo.com
Giselle: you’re so mean
Mo: John Estrada
Giselle: bigthingilike@yahoo.com and that’s from a reliable source
Mo: Dolly Ann Carvajal
Giselle: shekindalookslikeme@yahoo.com or ICMendozadin@yahoo.com, we have the same elon”gay”tion…

20.Mo: I want you to make out with Mojojo (gay co-jock)

Mojojo: No,i’m so used! I’m not hetero. I kissed so many girls last year, i want to commit suicide!
Andi: peck on the cheek
Mojojo: Andi, you bitch!i’ll be inviting Aiza Seguerra and the whole lesbian coalition next week! I’m grabbing your crotch Moehan!
-They kissed (Giselle and Mojojo)
Caller: Pe-an Bongco
Giselle: He courted me when i was 12 and he was 16! I made him basted! But he grew up to be a very attractive man!

22. Have you tried any illegal drugs?
Giselle: yeah, when i was young and innocent…lol…the herbal one, with my cousins

23. Which local celeb is feeling diva?
Mo: diva-esque feeling, like no cameras allowed, how dare you, mga ganun..
Giselle: actually, i can’t even think of one, nah, i’m lying!…there’s lots in my mind right now but i don’t want to break into personal relationships.
Mo: primadonna says a caller
Giselle: a primadonna will not accept that she is a primadonna…blah blah…i have to tap out because i don’t want to break into relationships..(whatever)
Mojojo: I know what you’re thinking, Ruffa Gutierrez!
Giselle: No, she’s my childhood friend..
Mo: Ruffa’s nice…

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First, i hope people will not splurge and post this transcript on their sites like it’s their own. I wake up very early and instead of enjoying the show, i have to write it down in its every detail, hence missing the fun. So please, have some heart and put a small link or referral to this site before even copying this. I actually see some sites copying not just the forbidden questions but every post that i made, they just alter some words or story slant but is very very similar in content and pics! shame on you people! anyway, enough of that, back to regular programming:

International star Billy Crawford is the celeb guest in the controversial 40 Forbidden Questions today. He has dance reality show called Move! in GMA-7 shown every Sunday right after SOP. Enjoy!

1. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Billy: Mom, go back to sleep…15.

2. Worst thing done drunk?
Billy: got into a big fight. In France, in a club. I have a lot of patience, but when it involves loved ones, it’s a different story. Some guy shouted bad words to my mother and my girlfriend in a club.

3. Who is a better performer, Billy Crawford or Gary V?
Billy: Honestly, i’ll say Kuya Gary, he’s my idol.

4. What are you better than Gary V.?
Billy: i guess right now, dancing.

5. Have you slept with a fan?
Billy: yeah, actually
Mojo: I’m a fan, can you autograph something on me

6. Have you ever cheated on a girlfriend?
Billy: yeah, i was young and immature
Caller: I saw a clip on the net, I saw Billy speaks fluent French

7. Mancrush?
Billy: If I was gay, can i say megatron from Transformers,no, i’d say Brad Pitt.
Mojo: short hair or long hair Brad Pitt? before Angelina Jolie or now with Angelina Jolie?

8. GMA is better than ABS-CBN because _________?
Billy: GMA, because they’re hotter. I started, grew up with GMA. Back then, people can bounce from GMA, to ABS-CBN, to RPN, but now, the competition is crazy. If you promote something, you’re stuck with one station.

9. Last time you pleasured yourself?
Billy: i was really busy, from the airport to presscons..I’d say before i left LA, first week of June. I’m fully loaded right now, I’m ready to explode!

10. How big is your wang (dick-size)?
Billy: I wouldn’t say big or small, I’d say normal size.
Caller: Billy is my biggest celeb crush ever
Mojo: Some celeb who guested here stats: Troy said he is a 9.5 incher, Eric Fructouso said he is a 7.5 incher and pulled out his wang to show it here
Billy: I’d say6 to 8 inches
Andi9: people are calling that you’re lying
Billy: you mean, people are callig?that they think i’m smaller?!

11. DJ Moehan Gumatay(kumpleto,haha): Billy give me your cellphone, what’s the 7th message on your inbox?
7th message: from LAW: super good, miss you already,lol
Billy: it’s from my lawyer
Mo: you’re lawyer, a male or female?
Billy: a male. No, i changed the name, it’s not really from my male lawyer, its from a female, non-celeb, i changed the name to LAW to hide.
Caller: i want to hear a Kuya Germs question
Mo: ok, Billy, give Kuya Germs a fashion tip/s?
Billy: I want to see Kuya Germs more in jeans, sneakers and a regular shirt on TV.
Mo: horrible things have been said about me, but if you really want to piss me off, show clips over and over of my fashion sense, clothes 10 years ago!

12. Who’s a better kisser, Mandy Moore or KC Concepcion?
Mo: I interviewed Mandy Moore once, and i went asking her because i thought you were lying when you said that you went out with her, I said Mandy you know Billy Crawford?, she said, yeah, we were an item before…
Caller: i think Kuya Germs is an icon.
Mo: we had lunch before, he was cool, he said he was mad but that that i’m doing great, that i should just say it in a nicely put way more..
Billy: Kuya Germs is like a father to me, since I’m 4 years old. He is an icon for a lot of people. He started out as a janitor and worked up his way to where he is now. He’s from the theatre. He inspired and helped alot of people in the industry.
Billy: Honestly, KC Concepcion because with Mandy, i was very young. Tita Sharon, don’t kill me!
Caller: Don’t make Billy kiss Mojo!

13. How many one-night stands did you have?
Billy: 5 to 8
Andi9: Mojo had 30 plus!
Mo: Mojo was even arrested for soliciting prostitution!(laughs out)
Billy: i was cheated once or twice by a girlfriend, around 2000-2003, it’s upsetting, so i did….

14. Have you ever hit on a foreign celeb but was turned down?
Billy: Nadiya, a French celeb. I nearly got there, my GF and I broke up. SHe’s dark-skinned, pretty eyes
Mo: Did you kiss her?
Billy: Yes, but she turned me down after…

15. Craziest place you’ve done it with?
Mo: Troy and Aubrey Miles did it in Sonya’s Garden gazebo; Eric Fructouso in a jetski while jetskiing!
Billy: on a train, going to London i think…
Mo: in a restroom?
Billy: No, while seated.( sings Blame it on the “Train”)

16. Have you slept with anyone famous?
Billy: International famous. I was too young when i left here, no local famous. You still have not introduced me to anyone here Mo!

17. Is there a Billy Crawford Sex tape out there?
Billy: yes, it’s in in the house. I watched it once, what the heck was i doing?!That was the girl who cheated on me too…
Mojo: great title would be Billy’s Willy
Mo: Billy Ho Crawford

there was no other question, so i don’t know why they left out no.18.. they said it’s now number 19. Bad encounter with a celeb?
Billy: I lived in France.I had lots of fun. But there are guys, ghetto rappers, iwas a foreigner to them, they will get after me, we’d do shows, it’s hard. Joey Star ( not sure of the name/spelling,it’s a French rapper)

20. Have you been in a threesome?
Caller: I never saw you in the Exorcist movie
Billy: actually, i’m in the other version. It has 2 versions, it was shown straight to DVD, later in HBO.
Caller: I’m proud that you were in NBA. First Filipino. (ME- i’m puzzled over this, how was he in NBA?! what was the caller talking about?!)

21. Tried illegal drugs?
Billy: No! my father will really really go angry..

22-24. Who are the famous celebs you’ve slept with? one point for every name
Billy: Lorie, Britney Spears of France, Jennifer,(and someone i lost track of, a celeb from France again)

25. Who’s better in bed, Mandy Moore or Lori?
Billy: Lorie
Mo: So Mandy Moore is not good in bed?!
Billy: No, i didn’t say that i’ve slept with Mandy
Mo: but the question says who’s better in bed, Mandy or Lorie and you said, Lorie!
Billy: No, i didn’t sleep with Mandy. I was lucky, with Lorie, she’s hot! we were together for 3 years, i was older. With Mandy, we were young, we were together for a year, her mother is strict, her mom is her manager, her father is a pilot, i don’t want planes crashing into my house.

26. Mo: Billy kiss Mojo
Mo,playing in French, asking Billy what’s kiss in French, bijou, so Billy, bijou bakla( referring to Mojo)
Caller is Jay, Billy’s cousin: Billy’s a good guy, i guess Billy should kiss Mojo!
Billy: My father is from Texas, i need to tap out, he would be proud if i do. Mojo, i’m sorry, you’re a great guy but i’m not going to kiss a dude!
Mojo: I’m sorry but i’m Mandy Moore in makeup! Just a flying kiss pls!

-nothing follows-

1. WAS THAT REALLY YOU ON THE SEX TAPE?
yeah.actually twice na nyang inadmit on-air.

2. ARE THERE MORE SEX TAPES?
hindi na daw lumabas kasi tinapon na nya lahat.finger video daw yun hindi “sex tapes”

3. WORST THING YOU’VE DONE TO A FAN?
sa sobrang pogi ng fan, she slept with him. mukha daw kasing artista

4. HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH ANYONE FAMOUS?
a lot, kahit pa sya hindi niretoke.mga almost 10 daw

5-8 WHAT IS NOT REAL ON YOU?
my brain
- nose
- cheek
- boobs
- butt

9. EVER GONE OUT WITH A MARRIED MAN?
oo. her second boyfriend and Alex Crisano

10. WHICH LOCAL FEMALE CELEB NEEDS TO ADMIT PLASTIC SURGERY
Regine Velasquez (nose, eyes, lips, boobs)

11. LAST TIME YOU PLEASURED YOURSELF
thursday last week. hindi daw nakavideo tape

12. HOW BIG IS ALEX CRISANO’S WANG?
9 INCHES.its so delicious daw na shock daw sya.nag isip daw sya ng 2 months bago she do it.

(MO said Troy was the biggest at 8 and 1/2 but then ethel said I DON’T THINK SO.so that made MO and MOJO sort of conclude that troy is among the 10 she slept with)

13. LOCAL CELEB SHE DOESN’T LIKE WORKING WITH?
maii-starstruck daw sya kung makakasama si Dolphy kasi sa status nito. (not really the answer to the question)

14. WORST B.O IN SHOW BIZ
lahat ng mga taga showbiz na nakatrabaho nya mabango naman except the models she worked with, John Mullaly (french canadian male model)

15. MOST PLASTIC PERSON
marami. si maui, JOKE! sobrang dami di nya natandaan.
miriam quiambao, nafefeel lang nya.

16. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
19. late bloomer sya.di naman “nagwala” after that.she didnt felt the pleasure that time so it took two years she got the hang of it.

17. HOW MANY ONE NIGHT STANDS?
yan na daw agad.madami daw.more than 10.medyo may pagkaconservative sya

18. CRAZIEST PLACE YOU’VE DONE IT?
CCP COMPLEX!ang cheap daw nakabike sila that time when she wasn’t still in showbiz yet.yung mga nirerent na bike dun and she did it sa bike

19. IF SHE WOULD HAVE ANOTHER BASKETBALL BF, WHO WOULD IT BE?
she thinks magaling ito bilang BF kasi matagal na nyang kilala ito.
jayjay helterbrand

20. SPIT OR SWALLOW?
ano yun? sabi nya (mojo making a demo with sounds )
once lang sya nag swallow kasi sobrang picky daw sya

21-27 NAME THE CELEBS SHE SLEPT WITH
she denies she slept with troy. parang perception lang nya but then she took it back.she did it before he was with aubrey
- Troy Montero
- Jordan Herrera
- Rich Herrera (model)
- drew arellano (nagwala si mojo ) she kept his belt until now
- Wendell Ramos (ang ganda ganda ko mamatay kayo sa inggit - ethel)
- Andrew Wolfe

maui asked if she slept with paolo bediones - NO.she only kissed him. di daw sya mahilig sa sobrang moreno.

- she also slept with Wendy Alvarez of PBB2 (experiment lang daw)

28. AMONG THE 7 FAMOUS SHE SLEPT WITH, WHO WAS THE BEST IN BED?
- Drew Arellano (upon suggestion of mojo) kaya nga galit pa rin daw si Drew sa kanya (ethel)

29. AMONG THE 7 FAMOUS SHE SLEPT WITH, WHO WAS THE WORST IN BED?
- WENDELL RAMOS. pinapatay ang ilaw tsaka walang foreplay parang wala lang. pero maganda daw ang katawan nito

30. EVER SLEPT WITH ANY POLITICIAN?
wala pa daw.

31. DARE: MAKE OUT WITH MOJOJOJO
LESBIANISM to the max as per mojojojo
hinimatay ata si mojojojo. slow moist kiss pero walang tongue action
1st time daw ni ethel sa bakla. mojo’s hyperventilating

TROY MONTERO called in the show to DENY Ethel’s “revelation”. Ethel said he might not have recognized her since she was not yet “retokada”

32. GMA OR ABS CBN?
GMA. maganda ang bayad at mataas ang ratings

33. WORST DRESSED CELEBRITY?
Janelle of Wowowee

34. HOW FAR SHE WENT TO CHECK HER BF’S “FIDELITY”?
sinusundan nya.check cellphone and emails

35. DUDE WE ALL KNOW YOU’RE GAY
Erik Santos

36. ILLEGAL DRUGS
once, marijuana. she hates drugs thats why she hates her mom.

37. SINO GUSTO NYANG MAKA ONE NIGHT STAND?
DJ Mo. controversial daw si Moe gaya nya kaya sabi niya “LETS CONTROVERSY OURSELVES” LOL ROTFLMAO

38. OVER RATED SINGER?
disappointed sya kay Lani Misalucha. parang apektado ang boses (I assume) after her retokes

39-40 DARE: SHOW US THE PUPPIES (two points sa sobrang laki)
anong puppies?nasa bahay daw.
“kayo naman madali naman akong kausap.sana inuna nyo na yan” - ethel

* she said she didn’t shave (upon learning that Eric Fructuoso showed his privates)