Jake Roxas Transcript in DJ Mo 40 Forbidden Questions

Well, well, well, after i asked, Where is Jake Roxas?!, Jake Roxas shows up and guested on DJ Mo’s Goodtimes 40 Forbidden Quetions today…i’m beginning to think though that it only has has beens for guests. They better get a big star or the show is a starlets haven.

Here’s the trascipt of the Jake Roxas gueting in DJ Mo 40 Forbidden Questions:

I, Jake Roxas, do solemnly promise that i would be honest with all my answers.I am prepared definitely not scared to face your inquiries despite the controversies surrounding the show. Once again, I, Jake Roxas of sound mind and body will tap out when it gets too naughty but i shall not fear the fat old woman or the acne-faced gay guy with long hair as we expect the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth while im inside this booth.

1. Showbusiness’s hottest mom?
- Dina Bonnevie

2. Have you ever slept with a fan?
- way back 1990, sa dami di ko maalala. Malamang, oo.

3. What do you have about showbusiness the most
- kaplastikan. image na di naman sila. Sa TV parang teeny bopper ka pero outside, pretending to be good boys pero wala di tama. magaling
ang manager kaya ganon

4. Names of certain people, tell us what animal comes to your mind
MOjojo : – what about a fruit?
Andi : corny
Mojojo : no i like fruits
- cge pagbbgyan ko si Mojojo, animal & fruit

Aubrey Miles – bunny & a carrot
Alfred Vargas- dog & banana
Onemig Bondoc – pony & atis
Cristy Fermin – (change)
Jobert Sucaldito – dove (sign of peace, para magkabati na kayo)

5. Which illegal drugs have u tried before?
- i don’t smoke, nawala na eh. Di tayo uminom kahit isang beses ‘no (asking mo)

6. Give me your cellphone & let me read the message #5 from the top
- From Henry of S-files, goodluck Jake, go 40.

7. Who’s your man crush?
- honestly, wala
Mo : come on, we all have a man crush, mine is bamboo
- local wala eh, wala pa akong nakikitang mas lalake pa sakin eh.
for hollywood, brad pitt.
Mo : if youre gay, who would you like to go out with?
- Gene Padilla
Mojojo : Gene Padilla, my gosh!
- wala lang nakakatawa sya sobra

8. Which female celebrity to admit of having a plastic surgery done?
- dude, wala akong alam sa mga ganyan eh, alam ko umamin na lahat eh. Si Maui ba umamin na?
Mo : yes, in this show, boobs, chin, nose
- ah talaga, kala ko boobs lang. Wala eh, wala kong maisip eh, lahat umamin na eh. Si yasmine nga umamin na eh, yung sa starstruck. Dude wala umamin na , kasi in pag nagpaganon ka sikat ka eh,
kaya yon, inaamin na nila.
Caller : Jennylynn, nagparetoke ng boobs
- talaga? di ako more on boobs eh di ko napansin, im more on butt, can i see your butt Mojojo?
MO : why do they call it plastic surgery, do you see plastic there?
- siguro ung gumagawa plastic.Maybe katrina Halili pero di ako sure. Di ko pa nakikita yung ano non eh.
- i go for, sa guy wala pa. Alfred Vargas for the guy. Fan ako nito eh, sige si Regine Velasquez. A couple of parts maybe, di ko lang alam.

9. What’s the better station, ABS or GMA?
- GMA
Why?
- I belong there.
Any specific?
- Mahal nila ang artista kahit di nila talent kinukuha nila eh sa sobrang pagmamahal nila, kaya GMA

10. Which local celebrity you dislike working with?
- dami eh, nagiisip ako ng pinaka-worst. Not enemies kaya lang behind your back may sinasabi na alam naman ng lahat.
Actually hindi lang plastic eh, basta sa work lang. Ayoko ng katrabaho sya, oh SOP days marami. Pwede din ba director? (mojojo : no director just celebrities).
Mo : you can tap out here Jake
- no way! OK, >Cogie Domingo. Pare laging late yon limang oras, sobra. Noon yon ha, ewan ko lang ngayon.

11. Who is your best bed scene partner and your worst bed scene partner?
- honestly, dalawa lang naka bed scene ko eh. Andrea del Rosario tsaka si Elizabeth Oropeza. The hot mommy is the better in bed scene.

12. What’s the worst thing youve done to a fan?
- actually di ko alam kung worst yung ginawa ko basta sabi ko uwi na kayo ok lang kung di kayo pumunta mas marami kayong magagawa sa inyo kesa sa pumunta pa kayo dito. sana magets nila yung signal, kasi ayoko nung ganon na lalabas pa ako para tingnan kung ok sila, parang responsibility nasa akin, kaya mas gusto ko yung umuwi na lang sila. Ayoko ng babantayan ako eh.

13. Which manager do you think is having a relationship with his or her talent?
- ako hindi ko kilala, basta balita ko lang tsaka.. Deo and Carlos Agassi. Narinig ko lang yan ha.

14. Name 3 celebrities that you tried flirting with but they turned you down
- wala akong na flirt eh. wala akong naging showbiz girlfriends. Nabasted na ako pero hindi taga showbiz eh.

15. Which local reporter is the least credible? Which one do you dislike the most?
- during my time. Ogie Diaz, ngayon sikat na yung loko eh, araw araw niyayari ako nyan eh, ngayon friends kami. Noon talaga.

16. have u ever been offered a money from a gay guy or old woman?
- oo naman.
MO : how much?
- malaki, we’re talking about millions.
Mo : did you go?
- no, eh di sana mayaman na ako ngayon. Magagalit ang anak ko nakakahiya naman. Sky’s the limit pare. Siguro sasabihin ko 50M, kadiri lang eh, basang basa yung table, laway tumatalsik. Wala bang nagooffer sayo eh pag magkasama tayo daming tumitingin sayo
Mojojo : i can offer 5 pesos
- nakinig ako sa Forbidden Questios ni Antoinette Taus, pare na-bored ako, hindi nga totoo, na-bored ako.

17. Dude we know you’re gay, admit it. 1 point for each answer
- Tim Yap, pare
- ung iba gasgas na eh, alam na ng lahat yon eh.

18. Which movie have u made that you regret doing?
- “Send Message” with Onemig Bondoc

19. how old were you when you lose ur virginity
- late bloomer ako eh. Huli na nung malaman kong ok pala yon. Siguro mga 17. How about you? 14 ?

20. There’s a new movie coming out, who’s the worst actor and actress?
- Leading man si Troy Montero
- leading lady, Priscilla Almeda

21. Who in showbusiness is the most plastic person?
- Marvin Agustin – nakakaloko ang mukha non eh tsaka magaling yon, magaling mag sequence ganon basta, magaling.

22. What’s the worst thing youve done to an animal?
- pare nilagyan ko alam mo yung palaka, nilagyan ko ng five star tinalian ko ng electric tape tapos yon, until now, nakokonsensya ako, syempre bata pa eh, sarap tingnan eh.
Mojojo : oh no, you are so mean.

23. Who’s showbusiness’s worst dresser?
Caller message to jake : jake pls be fast in answering the question, don’t let us wait too long, you are too slow in answering, much worse than hero. Don’t make this Mo’s worst episode.
- Gwen Garci and German Moreno
Mojojo : they are both fond of neon colors

24. When was the last time you pleasured yourself?
- kahapon pare, i went to spa. Kagabi. It doesnt stop after getting married.

25. A lot of people call you mayabang, but in your opinion, sino pinakamayabang?
- Marami, ako naman di naman ako nagsasalita, di pa nga ako nagsasalita, mayabang na, dating pa lang yon. Pero madami, pinakamayabang, alam ko kasi honestly hindi ako nagsasabi ng mayabang sa isang tao eh, wala akong pakelam sayo eh, honestly, mahirap tong question na to eh, sa TGIS lahat naman sila mayabang talaga eh. Mayabang in general?
Caller : Worst dresser – Ciara Sotto (i agree hahaha), mayabang is Mo Twister
- bukod sakin,
Caller : mayabang is Bobby Andrews coz Bobby didn’t pay for his meal. (lilsweetcotton: i disagree, Bobby’s brother is a friend of mine in fairness)
From the textlines : Gretchen, Kris, Richard Gomez
- Onemig Bondoc, para may issue naman. Pag dumating yan sa set, superstar ang dating.

26. What’s the worst billboard on Edsa?
- Dude ung alak yon eh, marami sila eh di ko alam kung anong pangalan eh, di ko kilala kung sino eh. Ung ellen, pare pag nakikita ko yon natatawa ako, walang mata di mo maintindihan kung koreana o ano eh, di ko alam sya ba may ari non? Dude palitan mo na sarili mo jan, mga anak mo na lang ilagay mo jan, noon siguro maganda sya, ngayon kasi di mo na makita eh
Caller : Worst billboard is Belo’s along Edsa. The people there are horrible, very scary. Pops, Troy, Zsa Zsa, Vicki Belo, Albert, Ara, John Lloyd, Piolo. huge billboard big like a building.

27. Have you gone on a fistfight with someone?
- wala. Wala naman, pikunan lang, iniiwasan ko pero wala eh, mga 7 years ago pa. Pumupunta na lang ako sa dressing room or C.R. tapos sinusuntok ko yung wall. IPON IPON na eh, siguro kasi mainitin ang ulo ko gawa ng kabataan.

28. Who’s the worst celebrity politician?
- Iko-correct ko lang, hindi sila yung ganon ka capable, may nagagawa naman eh, siguro kung kakandidato sa pag hi-high ng position, hindi pwede, basta stick lang sya sa isang position at don lang talaga pero di ko siansabing di sya magaling ha, para di masayang ung pinagpaguran nya, Isko Moreno, stay muna sya don kasi marami pang kalaban although marami syang ginawa ha.

29. Which celeb couple you think will not last?
- Patrick Garcia & Jennylyn Mercado. Parehong hot eh. Hot yung babae maraming nananamantala, ung guy mukhang mahilig sa chicks.

30. A question answerable by yes or no, have you ever slept with anyone famous? yes or no?
- yes.

31. Who? Big star?
- yes, big star, noon pa hanggang ngayon. ako lang ata ang hindi na eh.
(can’t name)
He tapped out
Jake got 30! not bad …