Eric Fructuoso Transcript In DJ MO 40 Forbidden Questions

1. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN OFFERED AN INDECENT PROPOSAL? Yes but never accepted, 1 Million by a 50+ year old gay guy. Lowest was 50K by a matrona around the same age.
2. HAVE YOU EVER SLEPT WITH ANYONE FAMOUS? Yes
3. WHAT IS THE CRAZIEST PLACE THAT YOU”VE DONE IT? On the back of a jet-ski in a cave by the ocean. It was high-tide and the water was rushing in – we could’ve drowned. It puts new meaning to the word “sea-do”
4. WHICH OF THE GWAPINGS DID YOU LIKE BETTER? Mark Anthony Fernandez.
5. WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT YOU’VE DONE TO A FAN? After a show, some guy pulled my hair to get my attention while I was getting into our car. I punched him like 3-4 times.
6. HAVE YOU EVER SLEPT WITH A FAN? Yes.
7. WHICH GWAPING HAD THE MOST ACTION? Mark Anthony Fernandez.
8. WHICH TV STATION DO YOU THINK IS BETTER – GMA OR ABS? GMA is good but i’ll pick ABS because it’s more modern.
9. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PLEASURED YOURSELF? The other night I tried but because I had too much to drink I was like Eminen – “Please stand up, please stand up.” I couldn’t finish.
10. WHAT”S THE WORST BILLBOARD ON EDSA? The one with Kuya Cesar Montano where he’s pouring the mineral water on himself. He’s supposed to be brusko but the billboard doesn’t look that way.
11. HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN INTO A FIGHT WITH A CELEBRITY? Yes, many times.
12. NAME 3 CELEBRITIES YOU TRIED FLIRTING WITH BUT THEY BLEW YOU OFF? Only one but I can’t remember who she is.
13. WHICH OF THE GWAPINGS HAD THE WORST B.O.? I can’t remember which had the worst, but the “J’s” had a smell about them.
14. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BAD ENCOUNTER WITH A LOCAL CELEBRITY? Other than the small fights I mentioned about earlier – wala.
15. IS IT TRUE THAT YOU DEVIRGINIZED PRISCILLA ALMEDA? No.
16. HAVE YOU EVER LIED ON A GOSSIP SHOW? Yes – about a girl and my relationships.
17. WHAT’S THE CRAZIEST THING YOU’VE DONE WHILE DRUNK? I had the habit of urinating anywhere and I ran around Boracay naked.
18. HOW BIG IS YOUR WANG? They ay 7 inches.
19. WHEN DID YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY? I was like 15 or 16.
20. WHO WOULD YOU DO A BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN WITH (GUY CRUSH)? Piolo Pascual, he’s very gwapo and has a nice ***.
21. WHO ARE THE WORST LOCAL ACTORS? Male- Carlos Agassi but he’s a friend. Female – I don’t know, I haven’t been watching much TV lately.
22. IS THERE AN ERIC FRUCTUOSO SEX TAPE SOMEWHERE? It was about 9 years ago with me and Joyce Jimenez.
23. WHO’S A BETTER KISSER, TONI OR ARA? Toni and I didn’t have a physical relationship, so I choose Ara.
24. HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH ANYONE FAMOUS? (One point each for each name) He corrected - “MADE LOVE” - - - Ara Mina
25. Joyce Jimenez
26. Aubrey Miles
27. Priscilla Almeda
28. HAVE YOU BEEN IN A THREESOME? Yes. I even tried a foursome.
29. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WATCHED PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIALS? Monday, a DVD I got at Greenhills.
30. WHO DO YOU THINK IS GAY IN LOCAL SHOWBIZ? Based on rumors lang, I’d say Piolo.
31. WHO IS THE WORST DRESSED/BADUY CELEBRITY? The old Jolina – but now she is more mature and still very beautiful.
32. WHO COULD ADMIT TO GETTING PLASTIC SURGERY? Maybe Gwen Garci for her boobs.
33. HAVE YOU TRIED ANY ILLEGAL DRUGS? Yes, in the past – weed, ecstacy, shabs, and coke.
34. KISS MOJO (one point for every 2 secs)
35. KISS
36. KISS
37. KISS
38. KISS – with tongue
39. WHO IS PLASTIC IN SHOWBIZ? Carlos Agassi- he’s very nice but maybe misunderstood
40. SHOW US YOUR WANG! He does and even danced around the booth showing it off.
41. “OH
42. MY
43. GOSH
44. IT
45. WAS
46. SO
47. BIG!!!” (extra points for the inches :P)7 inches daw sabi ni Mojo!








April 18th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
his answer to number 9 was actually: “i was trying to LAST NIGHT…” not THE OTHER NIGHT
April 18th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
this is not a transcript, these are excerpts… transcripts are verbatim…
April 16th, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Talaga bang mga has-been nalang ang gine-guest nila sa radio program na yan?