Da Who and isang laos na ghey aktor na dating taga-That’s Entertainment ay namataan sa Las Vegas, Nevada na nagta-trabaho na ngayon bilang call-boy, este bellboy sa isang sikat na casino-hotel along the Las Vegas Strip? Nang tanungin siya ng mga co-workers niya kung siya ba talaga si _____, aba eh super-mega-deny ang dating aktor. Napag-alaman pa ng ating ghel bubwit na ang aktor na ito ay naging isang security officer ng naturang casino-hotel bago pa man naging bellboy. Nang tanungin ng kanyang mga co-workers ang ghey actor-turned-bellboy kung bakit napili nyang lumipat ng position bilang bellboy na lang from being a casino security officer, sinagot ni ghey actor na mas malaki daw ang kita nya sa mga tips sa pagbubuhat ng mga luggage ng hotel guests. (Owwws? Baka naman mas malaki ang “nakikita” ni ghey actor sa mga hotel rooms na sine-servicean niya.) Zino ang ghey actor na ito?
Clue #1: Ang dating trabaho niya sa Pilipinas ay connected sa paghawak ng batuta, na siya namang hilig nya in the first place.
Clue #2: Mukha siyang bangkay na maitim ang kulaba sa ilalim ng mata, kaya naman pala sing-lalim ng hukay ang boses nya. ‘Yun na!
by: Chino Paccia
Ogie Diaz, one the Philippines gayest/straight?! (well, he already has two children) writer/tv host in his column wrote a hilarious blind item mentioning an actor who only has one ball, as in dapat the scrotum should have two balls but the actor only has one ball (or is it egg?). When the actor was young, for fear of hernia, or because of hernia, he had his ball removed.
He supposedly got the info from a friend who when watching tv and seeing the actor would only be reminded of that hernia afflicted actor’s one ball/egg. But in all fairness, the actor sired a child and is well-endowed down there daw.
Ogie’s clue is that the actor daw has a letter “I” in his name, “Ang kanyang name ay may letrang “I” sa kanyang pangalan. O, tama na,
hanggan du’n na lang, dahil baka mabingi kayo pag nalaman niyo kung sino siya.